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Monday, 16 November 2009

The Koala and the Lizard......

Someone sent me this and I thought you might enjoy it.......





A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint






when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'






So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.







The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.


A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'



The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..


The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,







'Hey you!'


So the koala looked down at him and said,









'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...


How much water did you drink!?'

25 comments:

Thom said...

OMG...I fell out of my chair with laughter on this. I've got tears in my eyes this is so funny. And coming from you...LOL...I'm just dying here LOL

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho!

Cloudia said...

LOL!

Sound like Maui Wowie, Man...


Aloha, Funny Gal


Comfort Spiral

quilly said...

I really did laugh out loud! Too funny!

Valerie said...

Heehee... thanks for this. I'll have to share it.

Nessa said...

That's really funny, man.

Mnday's MeMe - One is not like the Others

Thumbelina said...

OMY Goodness I nearly fell off the chair laughing. That is good.
Thanks for sharing!

buffalodick said...

I'm laughing pretty hard right now!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ha ha ha, good one honey! a real knee slapper!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxxo

Linda said...

Thank you, I really needed a laugh today as I'm missing a little lizard of our own here. I was so glad that the alligator didn't eat him - I don't think I could have taken that!

mrsnesbitt said...

LOL! There was I thinking I could read this to my nephews! lol!

Daryl said...

Oh good one, I had to put the joint down so I could laugh as I exhaled ... where do you find those most perfect photos?

Akelamalu said...

What do you mean 'coming from me' Thom? I've smoked a joint you know! LOL

That's what I said when I first saw it Dumdad :)

It does Cloudia LOL

Glad it made you laugh Quilly x

Feel free to share it Valerie :)

So pleased you enjoyed it Nessa x

You're welcome Thumbelina :)

Don't bust a gut Buff LOL

Definitely a knee slapper Bee.

Aw sorry you're missing your lizard Linda but I'm pleased it made you smile. x

Definitely not one for the nephews Mrs. N.!

The photos came with the email Daryl I can't take any credit for them. Glad you enjoyed it hon. x

Connie said...

Funny.

Susan at Stony River said...

OMG! I can't stop laughing, this is too good! Should I admit that years ago, I knew JUST how he feels... LOL!

cheshire wife said...

Thank you for brightening up a gloomy day. Plenty of water here!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

akelamalu: hahahaha....heheheheh...hahahaha.

I laughed my ass off and then called my friend...she laughed her ass off too.

sweetie...you made my Monday.
(((MWUAH))))

Finding Pam said...

Akelamula, this is too funny and I loved all the comments. LOL!

Jeff B said...

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Akelamalu said...

I thought so too Connie :)

Me too Susan LOL

Glad to oblige Cheshire Wife, plenty of water here too!

I'm happy to have made you smile Spiky. x

LOL yes the comments are as funny as the joke Pam

You liked it Jeff I can tell. ;)

GEWELS said...

My MWM loved this too. I'm sharing it, if you don't mind.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY- whenever it is.
I hope I didn't miss it.

Akelamalu said...

Hi Gewels, I don't mind sharing it at all! Thanks for the Birthday Wishes m'dear. x

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