1. | Don't change horses |
until they stop
running.
|
2. | Strike while the |
bug is
close.
|
3. | It's always darkest before |
Daylight Saving
Time.
|
4. | Never underestimate the power of |
termites.
|
5. | You can lead a horse to water but |
how?
|
6. | Don't bite the hand that |
looks
dirty.
|
7. | No news is |
impossible.
|
8. | A miss is as good as a |
Mr.
|
9. | You can't teach an old dog new |
math.
|
10. | If you lie down with dogs, you'll |
stink in the
morning.
|
11. | Love all, trust |
me.
|
12. | The pen is mightier than the |
pigs.
|
13. | An idle mind is |
the best way to
relax.
|
14. | Where there's smoke there's |
pollution.
|
15. | Happy the bride who |
gets all the
presents.
|
16. | A penny saved is |
not
much.
|
17. | Two's company, three's |
the
Musketeers.
|
18. | Don't put off till tomorrow what |
you put on to
go to bed.
|
19. | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and |
you have to
blow your nose.
|
20. | There are none so blind as |
Stevie
Wonder.
|
21. | Children should be seen and not |
spanked or
grounded.
|
22. | If at first you don't succeed |
get new
batteries.
|
23. | You get out of something only what you |
see in the
picture on the box.
|
24. | When the blind lead the blind |
get out of the
way.
|
25. | A bird in the hand |
is going to
poop on you.
|
And the WINNER
and last one!
| ||
26. | Better late than |
pregnant.
|
Monday, 29 April 2013
The wisdom of 6year olds......
A 1st grade school teacher
had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in
her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up
with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually
done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.. While reading, keep
in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a
classic!
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Larfing out Loud! :-)
Aloha
Strike while the bug is close. Oh yes! That one's going to become a classic.
Some of the kids' ones actually make more sense than the originals!
LOL there were a few classic answers.
If at first you don't succeed, get new batteries. Now I know :O)
thanks for the monday morning giggle!
Haha!! Oh, they are so cute and funny!
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. Hmm.. Ollie and Rev aren't going to like that one. LOL
*thunderous applause*
These are FAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!
And I agree with Secret Agent Woman, some of these make more sense than the originals!
LOVED the last one. Stellar!
Thanks for the laughs, m'dear!
Happy Monday....X
Oh sooo funny! lol
Get out of the way.....hehehe
The last one was the clear winner.
Just brilliant!
Thanks for giving me a good smile!
Maggie X
Nuts in May
I deleted my last comment as spell check made it nonsense! What I was saying, was I haven't heard of some of those, so wonder what answers I'd have come up with
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