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Monday 11 January 2010

I laughed........

when I heard this so I thought you may enjoy it too.



A woman says to her husband "Do you notice anything different about me?"

"No" he said.

"Guess" she said.

"You've had your hair done?"

"No"

"You're wearing a new dress?"

"No"

You're wearing new shoes?"

"No"

"You've lost weight?"

"No"

"I give up" he said.

"I'm wearing a gas mask!" she said.

32 comments:

Dumdad said...

Obviously it was a laughing gas mask...

Unspoken said...

Oh no, this is not a good sign. Not at all. The proverbial elephant is the room, but like a long married husband he no longer sees her.

Valerie said...

Heehee I didn't expect that ending. Thanks for the giggle.

Akelamalu said...

Dumdad I love your play on words! LOL

Yes you're right She Writes.

Glad it made you laugh Val :)

Gledwood said...

bloody hell!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

honey get off the computer and start packing! take me with you!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

Susan at Stony River said...

OMG, he'd farted, hadn't he?

(I'm married to one of those too...)

ROFL

storyteller said...

Hahahahhaa ... oh my gosh. I laughed too!!! Glad you shared ;-)
Hugs and blessings,

Akelamalu said...

I know he's gorn an done it Gleds! LOL

I'm all packed Bee :)

Possibly Susan but he's definitely not observant is he? LOL

Glad you enjoyed it Storyteller :)

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO -- What women do to prove a point LOL. Loved this. Boy you must be getting excited for the cruise. :) Getting real close :) Have a wonderful week my dear sweet friend :)

buffalodick said...

I guess you had to be there... :)

clean and crazy said...

thanks i needed this!!

Linda said...

Sigh ... men! In more ways than one!

Ron said...

Bwhahaaahhahahaha!

OMG...you always find the most HYSTERICAL stuff!

Thanks for a great Monday morning laugh, m'dear!

Enjoy your day!

X

Molly Potter said...

Haahahahaha hhehehhehe....I probably wouldn't noitce if my fellar was wearing a gas mask...observation isn't my thing.
x

Daryl said...

::::rimshot::::

Connie T. said...

That is funny.

San said...

Maybe it was a nondescript gas mask.

:-D

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Akelamalu: Ha! That is so true. I sprang my ankle this one time and I wore a brace and my brother didn't even notice. Duh...the crutches...

Men...hehehehe, yah gotta love em they keep things interesting.

later sweetie. xxx

cheshire wife said...

That's my husband!

secret agent woman said...

Go on your cruise! Go!!

Dr.John said...

He was just so caught up with her beautiful ankles that he missed the face.

crazy working mom said...

Maybe she was topless and he didn't notice. ;)

Finding Pam said...

He must have been watching football and his peripheral vision is not very good.

When are you taking your cruise?

jingle said...

awesome humor.
happy 2010.

G-Man said...

Beans?

Julia Phillips Smith said...

I love his check list:

Hair? New dress? New shoes? Lost weight?

LOL! Normally, one of those would have been a safe bet.

Akelamalu said...

She definitely proved her point Thom! I am SO excited - 6.45 tomorrow I'll be locking my front door and going to the airport!

I think so Buff :)

You're welcome Clean & Crazy :)

Quite Linda! LOL

My Pleasure Ron x

LOL me neither Molly!

Quite Daryl

Glad you enjoyed it Connie

Possibly ;)


Men just don't pay attention do they Spiky? LOL

Really Cheshire Wife - mine too! LOL

I am SAW - tomorrow!

Maybe you're right Dr John. Is that your excuse? LOL

You liked it Cloudia!

That's possible Tisha

That's probably PAM! We're off tomorrow!

Thanks Jingle :)

Maybe G-man ;)

I think he'd been practising Julia, unfortunately none of his stock answers was the right one! LOL

Unknown said...

Ah..... familiarity means we often do not see. [:-)

bindhiya said...

LOL!

have a great trip!!
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi

ann said...

o-u-c-h

Kitchenaid said...

Once you have been married for quite a while, such things become a norm, I guess. So, it's funny because there is an ounce of truth to it, perhaps?