when I heard this so I thought you may enjoy it too.
A woman says to her husband "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"No" he said.
"Guess" she said.
"You've had your hair done?"
"No"
"You're wearing a new dress?"
"No"
You're wearing new shoes?"
"No"
"You've lost weight?"
"No"
"I give up" he said.
"I'm wearing a gas mask!" she said.
32 comments:
Obviously it was a laughing gas mask...
Oh no, this is not a good sign. Not at all. The proverbial elephant is the room, but like a long married husband he no longer sees her.
Heehee I didn't expect that ending. Thanks for the giggle.
Dumdad I love your play on words! LOL
Yes you're right She Writes.
Glad it made you laugh Val :)
bloody hell!
honey get off the computer and start packing! take me with you!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox
OMG, he'd farted, hadn't he?
(I'm married to one of those too...)
ROFL
Hahahahhaa ... oh my gosh. I laughed too!!! Glad you shared ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
I know he's gorn an done it Gleds! LOL
I'm all packed Bee :)
Possibly Susan but he's definitely not observant is he? LOL
Glad you enjoyed it Storyteller :)
ROFLMAO -- What women do to prove a point LOL. Loved this. Boy you must be getting excited for the cruise. :) Getting real close :) Have a wonderful week my dear sweet friend :)
I guess you had to be there... :)
thanks i needed this!!
Sigh ... men! In more ways than one!
Bwhahaaahhahahaha!
OMG...you always find the most HYSTERICAL stuff!
Thanks for a great Monday morning laugh, m'dear!
Enjoy your day!
X
Haahahahaha hhehehhehe....I probably wouldn't noitce if my fellar was wearing a gas mask...observation isn't my thing.
x
::::rimshot::::
That is funny.
Maybe it was a nondescript gas mask.
:-D
Akelamalu: Ha! That is so true. I sprang my ankle this one time and I wore a brace and my brother didn't even notice. Duh...the crutches...
Men...hehehehe, yah gotta love em they keep things interesting.
later sweetie. xxx
That's my husband!
Go on your cruise! Go!!
He was just so caught up with her beautiful ankles that he missed the face.
Maybe she was topless and he didn't notice. ;)
He must have been watching football and his peripheral vision is not very good.
When are you taking your cruise?
awesome humor.
happy 2010.
Beans?
I love his check list:
Hair? New dress? New shoes? Lost weight?
LOL! Normally, one of those would have been a safe bet.
She definitely proved her point Thom! I am SO excited - 6.45 tomorrow I'll be locking my front door and going to the airport!
I think so Buff :)
You're welcome Clean & Crazy :)
Quite Linda! LOL
My Pleasure Ron x
LOL me neither Molly!
Quite Daryl
Glad you enjoyed it Connie
Possibly ;)
Men just don't pay attention do they Spiky? LOL
Really Cheshire Wife - mine too! LOL
I am SAW - tomorrow!
Maybe you're right Dr John. Is that your excuse? LOL
You liked it Cloudia!
That's possible Tisha
That's probably PAM! We're off tomorrow!
Thanks Jingle :)
Maybe G-man ;)
I think he'd been practising Julia, unfortunately none of his stock answers was the right one! LOL
Ah..... familiarity means we often do not see. [:-)
LOL!
have a great trip!!
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi
o-u-c-h
Once you have been married for quite a while, such things become a norm, I guess. So, it's funny because there is an ounce of truth to it, perhaps?
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