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Monday, 17 June 2013

Signs....

 Sign  over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr.  Jones, at your cervix." 
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   In a  Podiatrist's office: "Time  wounds all heels."  

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 In  a Vets waiting room:  "Be  back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  

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In  a Restaurant window:  "Don't  stand there and be hungry; come on in and get  fed up." 

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In  the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive  carefully. We'll wait."  

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And  don't forget the sign at a 
RADIATOR  SHOP: "Best  place in town to take a leak." 
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Sign  on the back of yet another 
Septic  Tank Truck:
"Caution  - This Truck is full of Political  Promises"
  

On a  Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's  Meals on Wheels 

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On  a Plumber's  truck:  "We  repair what your husband fixed."  

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 On  another Plumber's truck:  "Don't  sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."  

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On  a Church's Bill board:  "7  days without God makes one weak."
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At  a Tyre Store  "Invite  us to your next blowout."  

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On  an Electrician's truck:  "Let  us remove your shorts."
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In  a Non-smoking Area:  "If  we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and  take appropriate action.."  

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 On  a Maternity Room door:  "Push.  Push. Push." 

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At  an Optometrist's Office:  "If  you don't see what you're looking for, you've  come to the right place."  

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  On a  Taxidermist's window:  "We  really know our stuff." 
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 On  a Fence: "Salesmen  welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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 At  a Car Dealership: "The  best way to get back on your feet - miss a car  payment." 

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 Outside  a Car Exhaust Store:  "No  appointment necessary. We hear you  coming." 

12 comments:

Daryl said...

those are funny .. in Paris we spotted a sign on building for a Doctor Pistof ... an allergist! i kid you not!

Ron said...

OMG...I love each and everyone of these, but this one....

""Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

Bwhahahahahahaha! FLAWLESS!!!

Thanks for the great Monday morning laughs, m'dear! Can't wait to read about your recent trip!

Have a lovely week!

X

A Lady's Life said...

These are funny

At Yuk Yuks they would say, the yokes on you. lol

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

too funny!

smiles, bee
xxoo

Adam said...

a vet's room over here is like brb when we feel like it.

Valerie said...

'In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."'

Loved that, oh and 'Don't sleep with a drip, call a plumber' ... heehee, must remember that!!

Beach Bum said...

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

My favorite, creepy, but very true.

Maggie May said...

Thought they were all good but the first one and the funeral one made me chuckle the most.
Maggie x

Nuts in May

theothersideofparis said...

Ho, ho!

MorningAJ said...

I like those. I could well steal a few!

Dianne said...

these are great, love the vet's sign

Flowerpot said...

they're all brilliant!