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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Pardon?.....

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask   'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testiclesblack?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says,'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,smiles at her and says very slowly,'Thank you very much. That was  wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?



A bit risque but funny don't you think? 

18 comments:

Jinksy said...

Nice one! :)

Valerie said...

Hahahaha yes very funny. That's one I shall pass on to friends.

Daryl Edelstein said...

a two snorter for sure

Beach Bum said...

From what I am told by the nurses where I work, stuff like that happens all the time.

Ron said...

"' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?"

Bwhahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS, m'dear!

And nothing is ever too risque for me - I LOVED this!!

Thanks for the GREAT morning laugh!

X

Melanie said...

Ha ha! See what happens when you don't listen =D

theothersideofparis said...

Chortle, snigger!

tony said...

There Hangs A Tail.......:)

Linda said...

His testicles may not have been black but I would be willing to bet that her face was very red!

Mama Zen said...

How funny!

A Lady's Life said...

hahahaha and therein lies the punchline lol

cloudia charters said...

Bwaaaaa Haaaaaaa!!!!!!!




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Connie T. said...

That is too funny. Good one.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

funny...

Shrinky said...

Priceless, I never saw it coming! Thanks for the chuckle.

Banker Chick said...

Funny! I've been busy and away from the computer. I have a lot of catching up to do on your blog.
We sold our house, so hopefully I will have some trips to blog about besides from Missouri to California. You have so much fun.

Pat said...

Thanks for the morning laugh. This was quite hilarious.

CrystalChick said...

Heard many times, but SMILE every time! Thanks. :))