Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Want to be an MP?.....

A chap walked into the council office and said to the receptionist,




'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an MP.'



The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form."



He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'



So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"



She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"



He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised?



She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."
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20 comments:

  1. Valerie16 March 2011 at 09:07

    This is priceless.... and true!

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  2. Grandpa16 March 2011 at 10:41

    As I was reading this some others were watching TV. They all turned to look at me when I suddenly LOL!!

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  3. MorningAJ16 March 2011 at 11:46

    But the bit they cut off can be am MP on it's own! Richard Cranium MP.

    I loved this!

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  4. secret agent woman16 March 2011 at 12:22

    Ha ha ha! (Although I've known men who are circumcised and still complete pricks.)

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  5. Empress Bee (of the high sea)16 March 2011 at 13:14

    oh too funny!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoox

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  6. Akelamalu16 March 2011 at 13:44

    I know Valerie ;)

    I hope you explained Grandpa LOL


    Aint that the truth AJ?

    Me too SAW ;)

    Glad you had a laugh Bee x

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  7. Daryl16 March 2011 at 14:00

    SNORT!

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  8. Ron16 March 2011 at 14:11

    "She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."

    Bwhahahaahahahahahhahahaha!

    OMG, I want to know that I just spewed my morning coffee while reading that last line.

    Truly, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!

    X

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  9. nitebyrd16 March 2011 at 14:30

    LOL! So true, even in the U.S.

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  10. Commander Zaius16 March 2011 at 18:39

    Totally true!

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  11. A Lady's Life16 March 2011 at 20:21

    lol I was too shy to put something similar to this on the blog lol
    But I agree totally. lol

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  12. Charlene Amsden16 March 2011 at 20:50

    Made me chuckle!

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  13. Flowerpot17 March 2011 at 08:34

    love it!!!

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  14. Marshall Family17 March 2011 at 14:05

    Hahahaha! Ahhhh what a classic! xx

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  15. tony17 March 2011 at 22:13

    There Hangs A Tail..........

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  16. Linda18 March 2011 at 17:42

    Why gosh, that's the same requirement to be a politician in this country!

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  17. Spiky Zora Jones19 March 2011 at 21:45

    I've worked for a few bosses that would had been great mPs. hehehe

    it was a fab joke sweetie and so true....xxx

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  18. Lorraine20 March 2011 at 18:58

    Love it and how true! ha ha ha ha

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  19. la bellina mammina22 March 2011 at 07:15

    Too funny!!!

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  20. FeltByRae25 March 2011 at 21:46

    I did a lol!! I've emailed it to my mum as she'll love it too, hope that's ok

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