Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Daft Answers Part 3....

Yet more idiotic answers to quiz questions....


Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci
Who framed Roger Rabbit?


What was signed to bring the First World War to an end in 1918?
Magna Carta


How many Kings of England have been called Henry?
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth.... er.....er...three?


There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
Jelly.


Name a book written by Jane Austen.
Charlottle Bronte.


What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian state?
America? Portugal? Canada? Mexico? Italy? Spain?


How long did the Six-Day war between Egypt and Israel last?
(after a long pause) Fourteen days.


Where did the D-Day landings take place?
(after pause) Pearl Harbour?


Whjat K could be described as the Islamic bible?
Er..


It's got two syllables.... Kor....
Blimey?


Ha, ha, ha, ha, no. The past participle of run.
Silence


Ok, try it another way. today I run, yesterday I....
Walked?


Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea a) Irish Sea, b) English Channel, c) North Sea?
Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. it's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.


Which S is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
Ummmmm....
It begins with S and rhymes with perm.
Shark.


What is the county town of Kent?
Kentish Town?


Read Daft Answers Part 1 and 2

24 comments:

  1. sad thing is, these are real answers. my goodness lol at least i can feel a bit smarter when reading these lol

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  2. And these are people who have jobs and drivers licenses...

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  3. solid liquid and jelly. very very funny. -.-

    man, these are all false teachings!! LOL :)

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  4. thanks for the chuckles this morning...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

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  5. lol, that was good fun. Thanks for the giggle. :D

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  6. I enjoyed the laughter this morning. Thanks ;--)
    Hugs and blessings,

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  7. Hilarious - thanks for a giggle on a sunny day! x M

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  8. Some mothers do have them, lol
    Sandi

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  9. LOL..
    thanks for this post.. :))

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  10. well dnoe Ak! Whops I cant even type this morning!

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  11. Haha, these are great. Take care, Akela!

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  12. Ciara, Buff, Elween, Bee, James, Storyteller, Dianne, Marianne, GIM, Jo, Sandi, Jennifer, Bindi, Flowerpot, Josh so glad you all enjoyed the laugh. x

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  13. Solid, liquid and Flatulence!!!

    Who does this blogger have singing today?!!

    Yah! A Canadian! kd lang is great! Don't you just love her version of Cohen's, "Halelujah"?

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  14. Thanks for the smiles these caused :)

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  15. Are people really this dumb? Oh wait, why am I even asking that?! Of course people are really this dumb! It's amazing they can remember to breath sometimes!

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  16. Good God! It would take me ages to invent such totally useless answers!!!! lol

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  17. Oh...My...God! I'm laughing way too hard. Brilliant. I'll be back. I have to look for my award!

    XO Suze

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  18. Thanks for a really good laugh on a miserable day! I feel better already.

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  19. I think anything KD Lang does is fabulous MOI! :)

    You're welcome CG x

    I know, it would be much easier to give the correct answers you would think wouldn't you Ali?

    So glad you had a laugh Suzanne :)

    I'm happy if you're happy AMKT!

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  20. These are fabulous - and I bet it was harder than it looks! Well done. Thanks for all your support and visits at mine.

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