I'm off out for the day today to Manchester - shopping, lunch and a few glasses of wine, so I'll leave you with the following.............
THE POLITICALLY CORRECT GUIDE TO GUYS
He does not have a beer gut;
He develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
You do not buy him a drink;
You initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
He does not fart and belch;
He is Gastronomically Expressive.
He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships.
He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.
Read Quick Giggles part 1 and 2.
Have a great day and thanks for the giggles :o)
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good start to the day - hope yours is as good as ours looks here in cornwall!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day shopping and adult beverages!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day. You have given a bouquet of smiles to start mine.
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None of those statements fits, as I am "the very nice man" and wouldn't be or do any of those things!!
ReplyDeleteNow where is my beer???
Haha, those are great! It's good to stop back by your blog!
ReplyDeleteFabulous!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Ruth, I just got back and I did have a great day, thanks. x
ReplyDeleteIt's been a beautiful day here flowerpot :)
ReplyDeleteThanks buffalodickdy I had a great day. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Har
ReplyDeleteYou have a lovely smile Dave x
ReplyDeleteYou're obviously talking about other men and not me here. Right?
ReplyDeletevery nice man Of course I wasn't referring to you at all. ;)
ReplyDeleteNice to see you back josh
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Jenny
ReplyDeletedx If I knew you I could answer that question, so stick around and ask me again in a few weeks will you? :)
ReplyDeletehave fun and thanks for the laughs!
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Thanks Bee I did. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! Hope you have a great day, and remember to have a drink for me :)
ReplyDeletemissu we did have a great day will tell you all about it tomorrow. :)
ReplyDeleteSwine empathy ... I love it!
ReplyDeleteWish I was a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion myself!
Glad to see you had a great day by your comment above!
He is not a cradle snatcher;
ReplyDeleteHe prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships
Quite right! Quite right! I wish all women were as empathetic and understanding as you. :)
"monogamously challenged" Ha! I like that. BTW, I just noticed, was that green napkins they have in the toilets?? What about the toilet paper?!
ReplyDeleteThose thermally unappreciative guys are the worst.
ReplyDeleteI liked that one too Linda :)
ReplyDeleteDan guess what - I didn't write it! :)
ReplyDeleteBella the green towels are to wipe your hands after you've washed them - they did have toilet paper in the cubicles.
ReplyDeletecs they truly are!
ReplyDeleteGiggle, chuckle & more giggles . . .I love these quick funnies to start the day with a smile x x
ReplyDeleteI often wonder who thinks them up shaz - certainly not me!
ReplyDeleteSO true!!!! (At least according to the guys!)
ReplyDeleteLOL - you mean they admit to it skittles?
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