Here is a list of companies catering for most tastes.
- Sex with your wife/husband: Legal & General
- Sex on the telephone: Direct Line
- Sex with your partner: Standard Life.
- Sex with someone different: Go Compare
- Sex with a fat guy/bird: More Than
- Sex on the back seat of a car: Sheila's Wheels
- Sex with some posh guy/bird: Privileged.
- Sex with a transvestite: Confused.com
And gawd help you if you're with Churchill! :)
ReplyDeleteIs there a company that provides all of the above?! ... You see, it's for a friend... :)
ReplyDeleteSex with your wife/husband: Legal & General
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
I could write something about that but my wife is far too close and may see it.
Brilliant - love it Ak!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Go Compere.... lol.
ReplyDeleteWho thinks up these names?
Very good!! I couldn't do Sheila's Wheels anymore though!!
ReplyDeleteCJ xx
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteDo you need a physical to qualify ;-)
ReplyDeleteI won't be surprised if that type of insurance actually starts to sell! LOL
ReplyDeleteI dread to think what that would be for AJ???? :0
ReplyDeleteBest not then Beach LOL
Glad you enjoyed it Flowerpot x
I don't know who thinks these things up Valerie but they're a genious!
Me neither CJ LOL
I felt the same when I read it Elaine LOL
Oooh maybe Daryl!
Anything's possible Nitebyrd LOL
OMG...this list is HYSTERICAL!!!!
ReplyDelete"Sex with a transvestite: Confused.com"
Bwhahahahahahahahaha!
CRACKED. ME. UP.!!!!!!
Thanks so much for the great morning laugh, m' dear. LOVED it!
X
HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Got a giggle from these. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat would be a justifiable claim?
ReplyDeleteThis cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Norwich Union? Sex with inbred people?
ReplyDeleteO no it's called Aviva now. Reminds me too much of a Vauxhall Viva. Or one of those Morris Wooden Cars. Remember those? Where they literally made of wood? Like those wooden NHS glasses that used to come as standard (if you were a boy) or ice cube glasses (if you were a girl). O those were the days!
PS how do you think up all this stuff? I don't get it. I bet you can do cryptic crosswords too.. ?
ReplyDeleteHey there's an American film on. I once asked an American if they really carry all their shopping in huge brown bags and not carrier bags like normal people and he said no we use carrier bags too, that's just the movies being stupid.
Just like cordless telephones on TV used to be gigantic even when everybody knew Argos were doing tiny DECT ones for £29.99 by this time. I liked seeing America as behind the times but man, it was embarrassing watching British TV with such lumpen telephones ~ knowing this was to be exported around the world and everyone would think our telephone technology was crap. How ridiculous!
some adore transvestites without any confusion about it I assure you, LOL
ReplyDeleteAloha from Waikiki;
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Cloudia????
ReplyDeleteVery astute observations Ake!!
It made me laugh so I'd knew you'd like it Ron x
ReplyDeleteI thought so too Lady's Life
Me too Crystal chick
Who knows Cheshire Wife? LOL
I thought you'd like it Mama Zen
I don't think these up Gleds, I get them sent to me in emails. :)
I imagine they do Cloudia :)
Not my observations G-man but good ones I think. ;)
Hey I've just thought: what about Compare the Meerkat? Is that for furry animal lovers?!
ReplyDeleteWish I was - I have a few complaints I'd like to file.
ReplyDeleteOh good one Gleds LOL
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine the letter you'd write SAW LOL