Wednesday, 15 December 2010

The Cost of Divorce.......


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,



'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'



The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Ballerina Barbie for £19.95, Astronaut Barbie for £19.95, Skater Barbie for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.



The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'



The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's b*lls.
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27 comments:

  1. Commander Zaius15 December 2010 at 07:45

    LOL!!
    No wonder there are jokes about Ken lacking his male parts, Divorce Barbie has them as well.

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  2. A Lady's Life15 December 2010 at 08:45

    woah! lol
    She's loaded lol

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  3. Anonymous15 December 2010 at 09:20

    ROFLMAO!!! This is just hysterical. Good od DB is loaded to the hilt :)

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  4. Flowerpot15 December 2010 at 09:38

    very good!!!

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  5. mrsnesbitt15 December 2010 at 09:54

    Hilarious!Loved this.

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  6. Valerie15 December 2010 at 10:15

    Brilliant. I'm still laughing.

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  7. Grandpa15 December 2010 at 10:26

    Too much to pay for a divorcee. The astronaut will do me.

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  8. MorningAJ15 December 2010 at 10:40

    Worth every penny - just for the keychain!

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  9. Unknown15 December 2010 at 11:50

    I am sure there are some men out there that are saying, "Just like in real life!"

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  10. Anonymous15 December 2010 at 12:11

    lovely...

    one learns from it.

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  11. Empress Bee (of the high sea)15 December 2010 at 13:31

    poor ken! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  12. G-Man15 December 2010 at 13:33

    Ouch!!
    BTW...Balls is not a naughty word!

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  13. nitebyrd15 December 2010 at 13:43

    ROTFLMAO!!! Oh! I just LOVE this!

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  14. Anonymous15 December 2010 at 14:28

    Thanks for giving me a good laugh. If only it was Ken who I divorced!!

    CJ xx

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  15. Daryl15 December 2010 at 15:43

    Love it

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  16. Mike Golch15 December 2010 at 20:18

    OH MY!

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  17. who15 December 2010 at 23:35

    And paper that proves there is only one signature needed for approval or rejection of anything

    I find this joke funny because of the irony (which is exactly why I'm sure some fail to see the humor)

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  18. Finding Pam16 December 2010 at 00:27

    That is a new one that I haven't heard before.

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  19. Cloudia16 December 2010 at 03:27

    Ake!






    Aloha from Hawaii

    Comfort Spiral

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    <°)}}><

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  20. Linda16 December 2010 at 04:12

    Silly man - how could he NOT have known that?!?

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  21. Akelamalu16 December 2010 at 13:04

    Glad you all enjoyed the giggle. :)

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  22. secret agent woman16 December 2010 at 14:31

    Not where I live - it's a pure 50-50 split.

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  23. Maude Lynn16 December 2010 at 15:06

    Now, that's funny!

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  24. Gledwood16 December 2010 at 18:31

    Yeah, couldn't have put it better myself!

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  25. Spiky Zora Jones16 December 2010 at 19:32

    akelamalu: Ahahaha...I needed a laugh. And that was a good laugh you got out of me. thanks you sweetie.

    xxx

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  26. Gledwood16 December 2010 at 22:30

    Thanks for the Ruth message. Did you know her million stories blog is still there? I thought she'd deleted it and thought "NO!! Ruth WHY did you do that..?" but I think she just took it down for a while. If Ruth wasn't the first blogger I met online she was the 2nd. And now she's vanished!! I know she's v busy :-)

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  27. Lee17 December 2010 at 03:51

    Hi, love this posting. And your lively sense of humour.
    Have a pleasant weekend and keep a song in your heart, Lee.

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