Wednesday, 24 November 2010

MIxed emotions.............




A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".


The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


She said:



"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."






Hope that didn't shock you too much!  
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19 comments:

  1. Grandpa24 November 2010 at 07:57

    Akelamalu you are just hilarious!!! LOL can't stop laughing

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  2. mrsnesbitt24 November 2010 at 08:50

    Hilarious! A great way to start a dull day - snow is expected!

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  3. Valerie24 November 2010 at 10:59

    So funny. I wonder what his response was...grins.

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  4. Ron24 November 2010 at 14:54

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Bwhahahahaaahahahahahhaha!

    Shock ME too much?

    No...I don't think so.

    That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    You GO, m'dear!

    Thanks for the great morning laugh. I just spewed my coffee!!!!

    X

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  5. Empress Bee (of the high sea)24 November 2010 at 14:54

    it took me a while but i finally got it! i can be a bit (understatement) slow! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  6. Daryl24 November 2010 at 15:09

    SNORT!

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  7. Finding Pam24 November 2010 at 15:19

    Oh my? Wonder what his response was?

    Have a great week,
    Pam

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  8. MorningAJ24 November 2010 at 15:32

    They never learn do they? A woman will always win!
    Great laugh.

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  9. Akelamalu24 November 2010 at 16:00

    Glad it made you laugh Grandpa :)

    I laugh at the snow now I'm retired Denise ;)

    I can imagine he wasn't best pleased Valerie LOL

    So pleased you weren't shocked Ron (wink)

    I'm sure Sarge could have explained it to you Bee LOL

    That's what I did when I first saw it Daryl!

    Disbelief Pam?? ;)

    You're right AJ, they never learn. LOL

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  10. Flowerpot24 November 2010 at 16:13

    Not - you ARE the biggest dick?!!!

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  11. nitebyrd24 November 2010 at 18:16

    Perfect! OMG! Too funny!

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  12. Charlene Amsden24 November 2010 at 20:55

    Yeah! That would do it! LOL!

    (I have long since gotten over being shocked. I think it comes with age.)

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  13. snowelf25 November 2010 at 00:31

    I can't think of anything better she could have said.

    :)

    --snow

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  14. A Lady's Life25 November 2010 at 00:35

    hahaha that was funny.
    Sure will make him think now. lol

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  15. Linda25 November 2010 at 01:11

    Wow! Talk about a back-handed compliment! I bet that one left him speechless!

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  16. Akelamalu25 November 2010 at 13:36

    That's probably what she meant Flowerpot ;)

    Glad you had a laugh Nitebyrd :)

    I'm not shocked easily either Quilly and I think you're right it comes with age. ;)

    Me neither Snow LOL

    His mind will be working overtime I think Lady's Life!

    I think you're right Linda LOL

    **smile** Cloudia x

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  17. Mike Golch26 November 2010 at 16:05

    talk about a killer comeback.

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  18. Annelisa27 November 2010 at 08:56

    rofl! That was brilliant! :-D

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  19. MarmiteToasty9 December 2010 at 08:19

    just snorted tea out me nose lmfao hahaha

    x

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