Friday, 23 October 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 93 Bright New Future





Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.


Bright New Future





New Knee

New Hip

New Liver

New Kidneys

New Heart

Pick them up at Walmart

or grow your own.......Arms, Legs, Teeth, Brain?

The future is -

Replace all your worn out parts and live to 100 years old.

What's the point?

The way things are going the Government would make you work until you're 90!




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Do you know 5th November is Blogblast for Peace?


Bloggers all over the world will be posting the same post



Dona Nobis Pacem

Latin for "Grant Us Peace".




and flying a Peace Globe with their own message for Peace. The Title of the post is important. The goal is for all blog post titles to say the same thing on the same day.



Write about peace that day or simply fly your globe.



Be part of it, join in by going here and following the instructions of how to get your Peace Globe and join in the biggest Blogblast for Peace ever - it's really easy honest.



John Lennon:
Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will live as one.
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35 comments:

  1. Anonymous23 October 2009 at 06:50

    Very clever and well said. It's so true. Have a great Friday my friend :)

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  2. quilly23 October 2009 at 10:02

    Only 100? Pft, why bother? If I'm going through all that pain and anti-rejection meds and the like, I want an EXTRA hundred!

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  3. Nessa23 October 2009 at 11:08

    Buying body parts at Walmart. I love it.

    Flash 55 - Home of Our Own

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  4. Gledwood23 October 2009 at 11:37

    I'm donating my body to medical science (not organ donation, I mean I want to lie on a slab and be scalpelled up by med students ~ organ transplanters wouldn't take me bc of my drug history...)

    I just have to write in to some Central London hospital and fill out some incredibly complicated forms... then we're all set to go.

    Failing that I always wanted to be turned into a skeleton string puppet. Children can put 50p in a slot, Spice Girls tunes will blare out and I'll start to dance!

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  5. James Goodman23 October 2009 at 13:09

    That is a scary picture of the future, AK. Nicely done. :D

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  6. Jayme Malvagio23 October 2009 at 13:20

    Hmmm... Buying organs at Walmart, I can't wait to see those checkout lines. :)

    I've posted a 55 as well...

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  7. Susan at Stony River23 October 2009 at 14:13

    I laughed at Walmart, then wanted to cry at the government bit, because it's so TRUE.

    Great 55!

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  8. Empress Bee (of the high sea)23 October 2009 at 14:35

    i think i have all the worn out parts right here! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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  9. buffalodick23 October 2009 at 15:04

    It's not how long you live, it's how well you lived...

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  10. Ron23 October 2009 at 15:12

    HA!

    And you know what?

    You're absolutely right!

    So, I better get over to Walmart. I hear they're having a two for one on liver.

    HAHAHAHAHHA!

    Great one, m'dear!

    As usual!

    Have a great weekend!
    X

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  11. Daryl23 October 2009 at 15:27

    As always you are a wordsmith extraordinaire!

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  12. Dumdad23 October 2009 at 16:15

    Brave new world, indeed!

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  13. Maude Lynn23 October 2009 at 16:37

    You are so right about this!

    Excellent 55!

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  14. Brian Miller23 October 2009 at 17:51

    oh, a 55 with a sting to it. we may need our parts at this pace. hope you have a great weekend!

    mine is up!

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  15. Anonymous23 October 2009 at 18:00

    Too true.


    Mine is up as well.

    Friday Flash 55 ~ Drifting.

    Enjoy your weekend,

    Chef Kar

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  16. Dianne23 October 2009 at 18:02

    could I get some of those parts now? ;)

    good one Lady

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  17. anthonynorth23 October 2009 at 18:13

    Yep, retirement is getting further and further away.

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  18. cheshire wife23 October 2009 at 18:16

    Just think of all the sick leave that you will need for the transplants! There won't be time to work.

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  19. secret agent woman23 October 2009 at 19:39

    Blog blast time already? I better get on the stick.

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  20. Akelamalu23 October 2009 at 20:54

    Thankyou Thom, I hope you have a great weekend too m'dear. x

    Oh you're a glutton for punishment Quilly LOL

    I can see it coming Nessa!:0

    My Dad has donated his body to medical science Gleds. How about being plasticised - you know like in the 'Body Works' Exhibitions? You'd be immortal!

    Isn't it just James? :0

    Everyone will have to take a coolbag with them Jayme!

    Yep you can see it coming can't you Susan?

    LOL you're not worn out yet Bee x

    That's true Buff :)

    "Two for one on liver" - LOL you're a card Ron.

    Why thankyou Daryl, you're too kind. xx

    Yes indeed Dumdad :(

    Thanks Mama Zen

    Cheers Brian

    Unfortunately yes ChefKar :(

    Of course Dianne you know I've already got one! LOL

    It certainly is Anthony. :(

    I never thought of that Cheshire Wife!

    Yes it's blogblast time again SAW.

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  21. Dr.John24 October 2009 at 00:22

    All that new stuff and we remain the same old sinners.
    Great 55

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  22. Fandango24 October 2009 at 00:45

    We dragons live to five or six hundred years old or more and we like it.

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  23. Fandango24 October 2009 at 00:46

    Forgot to thank you for your comment on our blog.
    Thank you.

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  24. Cloudia24 October 2009 at 02:14

    you are a dear & good egg!


    Aloha, Friend!


    Comfort Spiral

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  25. G-Man24 October 2009 at 05:20

    And they will all be from China!
    Excellent 55 Ake...
    You Rock The Empire!!!
    (And most of the Shetlands as well)
    Have a Kick-Ass Week-End...G

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  26. Akelamalu24 October 2009 at 11:39

    Ah yes Dr. John, no new souls available!

    600 years old? Do you get wrinkled Fandango? ;)

    Thankyou Cloudia x

    Probably G-man!

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  27. ann25 October 2009 at 08:50

    do they do bogof? LOL

    i'm more interested in removal not replacement - e.g. tummy, thighs, bottom, a face lift whilst they're at it - do they take coupons?????

    great 55 - not sure i'd want to live to 100 tho'

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  28. Mona25 October 2009 at 09:28

    Who would want to buy them at Walmart? I would want designer parts!

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  29. Akelamalu25 October 2009 at 12:33

    LOL that's a great idea Ann - bogoffs and coupons!

    Of course I would too Mona! :)

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  30. Travis Cody25 October 2009 at 21:00

    I only want to live as long as my money lasts.

    And thanks for the peace promo!

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