Broken
I can’t do it anymore.
I try but after a few minutes I have to give up.
You keep pushing my buttons and I keep trying
But I just can’t do it.
No amount of swearing and cursing will make any difference.
*&%$!!!
Just get the repairman out….
I’m a dishwasher that needs a new part!
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.
Thanks for making me laugh - this is so, so true, ridiculous really, isn't it? We spend longer rinsing, stacking and unloading than we would actually spend if we just washed the darn dishes ourselves!
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. I really, really need a new dishwasher. You could have been writing about mine!
ReplyDeletePeace - D
I'm the dishwasher round here, come to think of it I could use a few new parts
ReplyDeletebrilliant as always and your doodles can't really be called doodles anymore, they're full out drawings
Fun .. and true .. doodles? those are sketches!
ReplyDeleteI love these little stories and keep meaning to try one .
ReplyDeletePerhaps next Friday.
Ah but I don't Shrinky, MWM is in charge of the dishwasher! :)
ReplyDeleteMWM was distraught when the dishwasher broke Riverpoet. Get yourself a new one honey. x
Dianne & Daryl those are not my doodles m'dears I got them off Google. I only doodle for Wordzzles!
Handy devices- unless they aren't working...
ReplyDeleteYa know... I never considered that before, but you're probably right. Considering the number of things that can't go in the dishwasher that we wind up washing by hand anyway... what's a few extra plates?
ReplyDeletelmao that made me laugh..and the pic suited it so well. oh i would prob freak if my dishwasher broke lol
ReplyDeleteOMG...this is SO cute, Akelamalu!
ReplyDeleteI think I've only ever had one dishwasher in an apartment, YEARS ago and I barely ever used it.
(cause you KNOW how much I love to cook!!?!)
So agree with Mr. Dishwasher here. It took me less time to do my dishes than he.
Great Friday 55, dear lady!
LOVED it!!!!
Have a great weekend!
X
I am dishwasher in my home. And been almost an year since I used my dishwasher. Have a blessed weekend.
ReplyDeleteI read a study that suggested it took less water to run your full dishwasher than it did to wash your dishes by hand. I don't know if that's true or not.
ReplyDeletePrecisely Buff!
ReplyDeleteWe put as much in the dishwasher as we can but there's always something that you just have to wash by hand isn't there Mojo? :(
MWM freaked Ciara!
LOL I use lots of pans and other stuff when I cook Ron. MWM often asks if I've been to the neighbours collecting washing up there's so much!
Don't you cook much Salute?
I read that too Trav, I thing its much more hygenic using a dishwasher!
Ahhhh....so very true!!! And I never mind doing them if someone else will cook. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's funny
ReplyDeleteFunny and so true! Still - I sometimes just loathe washing them by hand.
ReplyDeleteAh, I'm just the opposite RLL I love the cooking but not the washing up!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Sally :)
I loathe washing them by hand, it's all I can do to load the dishwasher Aims!
haha i love it so incredibly funny! well done :o)
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence AKE. My 55 had a little to do with 'buttons' as well...:P
ReplyDeleteExcellent 55 my dear!!
Please have a Wonderful Week-End.
Galen
This is great. Love your drawing art work. I love my dishwasher. I love my washing machine too.
ReplyDeleteLove the drawing! I love doing dishes...I find it very relaxing...I still use the dishwasher but prefer the hand method! :) Have a great dish washing free weekend!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! It turns out to be a dishwasher! :D How apt! :D
ReplyDeleteA happy diversion!
ReplyDeleteDid you draw that? Cool!
Aloha-
I think my refrigerator and your dishwasher have been talking.
ReplyDeleteGreat 55!
Pleased you enjoyed it Emmie:)
ReplyDeleteLOL yes I noticed buttons feature in your 55 this week G-man!
Oh no Connie not my artwork, courtesy of Google m'dear.
You prefer washing dishes by hand Lulda???
Happy to make you smile Mona :)
No I didn't do any drawings on this post Cloudia, glad you enjoyed the 55.
Your fridge packed up Mary? Now that really is a disaster!
To funny, I love your Flash 55s you have such a wonderful imagination.....
ReplyDeleteI could NOT live without my dishwasher lol
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Thankyou my lovely Marmie. MWM found living without his beloved dishwasher for a week almost too much to bear! I think he loves it more than he loves me! :0
ReplyDeleteThese machines always have the last laugh!
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting a smile on my dial with this one. Wonderful job as always.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! I love it, especially after my two week fiasco with my own dishwasher. Thanks for this :-)
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