Monday, 27 August 2007

Eight Things.....

Leanne (Crow's Feet Anonymous) tagged me to write 8 Things You Shouldn't Say.

I've chosen 8 things you shouldn't say to a woman - MEN take heed!

  1. Your bum looks big in that.
  2. That colour doesn't suit you.
  3. I saw your husband out with a YOUNG woman.
  4. Your hair looks a mess.
  5. You need some deodorant.
  6. Are you wearing that for a bet?
  7. You've got Bingo Wings.
  8. Are your ankles swollen or are they just fat?

I'm not going to tag anyone just go ahead and give it a whirl if you like.
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25 comments:

  1. buffalodick27 August 2007 at 11:06

    1. You sure don't sweat much for a fat girl...
    2. How long have you been out of work?
    3. What's that perfume? I think Deep Woods Off uses the same scent in their bug spray.
    4. You got 6 kids? Good to see you vertical again!
    5. Could you move your chair a bit? The light reflecting off your head is distracting...
    6. Good bean dip-which reminds me I gotta grout the bathroom tiles tomorrow...
    7. I love Blackened Cajun food! This isn't Cajun?
    8. I can tell by your breath you like garlic as much as I do!

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  2. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 11:44

    LOL you are soooo funny buffalodickdy those are great!

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  3. CG27 August 2007 at 11:55

    LOL we got the same No 1. and I love buffalodickdy's too

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  4. la bellina mammina27 August 2007 at 12:10

    Too funny Akela - good for chasing the Monday Blues away....LOL!

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  5. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 12:25

    Great minds think alike eh cg?

    Yes, you're right Bella, nothing quite like a good laugh on a Monday morning. :)

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  6. Neoma27 August 2007 at 13:10

    haha, well I guess when it comes to women, there is much that can go without saying, unless it is all good. We have a tendency to wear our emotions on our sleeve. I know that even omission can be as bad as an insult.....like with cooking, a non comment about how good a meal is, is as bad as criticism. Men really need a handbook, don't they. haha

    I have been away a long time, in the meantime lost my blog, but it is okay. It was time to start over I guess, anyway.

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  7. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 13:23

    I've so missed you Nea, thanks for dropping by to let me find you again. Such a shame about your lovely blog being taken over but as you say maybe it was time to star anew. x

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  8. Shelby27 August 2007 at 13:46

    oh my goodness - great "what not to say" list :)

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  9. Empress Bee (of the high sea)27 August 2007 at 14:00

    now hillary clinton has fat ankles! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

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  10. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 14:35

    Hi Shelby and welcome glad you dropped by and had a laugh. :)

    Oh poor Hillary ;) Hope you're feeling better Miss Bee. x

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  11. Anonymous27 August 2007 at 14:59

    Hubby was laying in the floor last night, I was on the couch. He reached up and grabbed my fat roll and asked if it was my boob! *LOL* Ummm...NO, it's my FAT! He was so embarrased, and so was I.

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  12. the rotten correspondent27 August 2007 at 14:59

    From the mouth of my ten year old - Mom, you need to go get your roots done. You have more grey than an elephant.

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  13. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 15:05

    Oh no crazy working mom don't you just hate it, I'm working at losing mine!

    The little blighter correspondent, where'd he get that from???? Did you laugh though? :)

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  14. Barb27 August 2007 at 17:27

    #6 made me laugh out loud!

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  15. Akelamalu27 August 2007 at 18:49

    Me too Skittles, but woe betide anyone brave/stupid enough to say any of those things to me! ((wink))

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  16. RUTH27 August 2007 at 20:37

    LOL...so funny you and CG should both have the same #1. Actually my bum looks big in anything! :o)

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  17. Libbys Blog27 August 2007 at 21:03

    Thank you for visiting my blog on its birthday.
    Libby

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  18. Elsie Button27 August 2007 at 21:08

    lol brilliant! my 9 month old daughter has given me a complex about my 'bingo wings' by staring at them when i wave at her!

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  19. Jo Beaufoix27 August 2007 at 21:38

    Heh heh, I think you've got them all just about covered.

    LOL :-)

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  20. Flowerpot28 August 2007 at 07:22

    great, Ak, as uusal! good to see you again - BT are letting me actually say something - it won't last!

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  21. Lo Kelween28 August 2007 at 08:52

    haha..very funny! love the new skin you changed! :)

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  22. Shaz28 August 2007 at 11:07

    I couldn't stop laughing at "Bingo Wings", I thought it was only a northern thing . . . .lol

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  23. Akelamalu28 August 2007 at 12:03

    So does mine at the moment Ruth :(

    You're welcome Libby, thanks for calling in.

    LOL you can't hide anything from kids Elsie

    Thanks Jo.

    Thank you BT for letting flowerpot out to play.

    I've changed my skin Elween? HOW?

    I think it is Shaz - I'm in the North West. :)

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  24. Leanne28 August 2007 at 20:23

    hiya thanks for taking part, and yes i'd be upset if anyone said any of those to me too lol!! x

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  25. Akelamalu30 August 2007 at 19:07

    I enjoyed it Leanne :)

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