Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-20s. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language, and violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I'm with a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a 23 year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My 40 year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman, whose husband had lost all interest in sex, to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex, and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Have a great day, I'm going out, see you tomorrow.
You made my day!! That was hilarious!
ReplyDeletevery good my friend! ha ha ha
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
Hilarious! You gave me a smile and laugh for the day. Have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteAngel ( D.)
That was good for a few giggles
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteDear Abby....
ReplyDeleteWhat a cracker, plenty of goggles
Woops carn't even spell.
Cheers Mark
This is sooooo funny!!
ReplyDeleteI am going to add a link to your blog from mine if you don't mind.
"My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause."
ReplyDeletePriceless.
They were excellent...especially the last one! Thanks for that :)
ReplyDeletehaha..this is cool! can't stop laughing but i love the psychiatrict part! :)
ReplyDeletela bellina mammina
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.
Bee
ReplyDeleteA chuckle does you good!
angel
ReplyDeleteThanks you I hope you had a good weekend too.
bankerchick
ReplyDeleteA giggle a day keeps the doctor away!
ruth
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, keep smiling. :)
mark
ReplyDeleteGoggles, giggles? All the same!
mike m
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed, I'm happy to exchange links. :)
julia
ReplyDeleteI think I'm having the mental pause!
miss u
ReplyDeleteI like that one too! :)
elween
ReplyDeleteLove your avatar - you look like a prince!
These were precious, I'll be stealing a few of them to use later today.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!!
ReplyDeleteBTW- I'll be posting my tag this week.
paul
ReplyDeleteFeel free!
gewels
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a laugh. Looking forward to reading your meme.
I rememebr seeing these a few years ago, and they still make me laugh. Sadly, people say things like this to me all the time in therapy.
ReplyDeletecs
ReplyDeleteAh, that's the sad part people say these things not meaning to be funny. :(