Wednesday, 18 July 2012

The value of a 2H pencil....



Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.  One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.


 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' 


When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.


'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..


A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior? 


But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.


'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.


And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.


The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'


Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
 


The nun fainted
at

15 comments:

  1. MorningAJ18 July 2012 at 08:07

    Anything softer than a 2H would have broken before that, of course! :)

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  2. Commander Zaius18 July 2012 at 08:25

    'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'



    LOL!!!!

    My wife said the same thing to me while giving birth to our son.

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  3. Valerie18 July 2012 at 09:36

    Well you would, wouldn't you LOLOL. What a hoot. I didn't expect that ending.

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  4. Akelamalu18 July 2012 at 11:00

    Of course it would AJ :)

    I think I said that to my hubby after the birth of our second child Beach LOL

    Yes indeedy Valerie :)

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  5. CrystalChick18 July 2012 at 12:11

    HAHAHA!!! Gotta love a dirty little Johnny joke!

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  6. Daryl18 July 2012 at 13:15

    SNORT .. I am amazed .. never heard this version before .. going to share it

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  7. katie eggeman18 July 2012 at 14:43

    I did not see that coming, what a hoot!

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  8. Ron18 July 2012 at 15:54

    "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    OMG...I just spewed a mouthful of coffee! That was HILARIOUS!!!

    Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!

    X

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  9. Akelamalu18 July 2012 at 17:28

    They're the best aren't they CrystalChick? LOL

    Glad you liked it Daryl

    I thought so too BankerChick

    Always happy to make you smile Ron x

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  10. Maude Lynn18 July 2012 at 23:07

    How funny!

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  11. Empress Bee (of the high sea)19 July 2012 at 02:52

    oh that's a knee slapper!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  12. Akelamalu19 July 2012 at 15:14

    I thought so too ;)

    Isn't it Bee? LOL

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  13. Gledwood19 July 2012 at 20:30

    ;-)

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  14. Secret Agent Woman20 July 2012 at 02:46

    Bwahahaha!

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  15. Lorraine20 July 2012 at 22:44

    laughing aloud after that. Very funny and as an ex convent school girl... :) x

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