Wednesday, 25 July 2012

The Barber......


Apologies to Daryl, AJ and Ron as you couldn't see the original post I put up (Why Teachers Drink), not sure why but hope this will make you smile instead.

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
      The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
      The guy left.
     
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
      The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
      The guy left.
     
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
      The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
      The guy left.
     
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
      He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
     
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
      The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
    
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
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20 comments:

  1. Daryl25 July 2012 at 12:43

    I think something is wrong with your photos .. they arent there!

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  2. Akelamalu25 July 2012 at 14:38

    Really Daryl? They're showing up on mine. #(

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  3. MorningAJ25 July 2012 at 15:01

    I can't see them either :(

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  4. Ron25 July 2012 at 15:20

    Yes, I can't see them either, m'dear.

    I'll stop back later today to see if they show up, okay?

    X

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  5. Unknown25 July 2012 at 16:16

    No photos here also. I do love the barber story.

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  6. A Lady's Life25 July 2012 at 16:31

    No photos here on my blog. Is there one here?
    Thats a funny joke lol

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  7. Mimi Lenox25 July 2012 at 17:10

    That was funny. And yet it was not. ha!

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  8. Gledwood25 July 2012 at 19:51

    O!

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  9. Commander Zaius26 July 2012 at 00:40

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

    LOL!!!!!

    Now that was funny!

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  10. Cloudia26 July 2012 at 04:56

    HAW HAW!


    Aloha from Waikiki
    Comfort Spiral
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    > < } } ( ° >

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  11. Valerie26 July 2012 at 10:49

    What photographs?

    Had to laugh at the barber joke... still am, as a matter of fact. Got to pass this one on.

    I see you have been plagued by BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN spam comment - I just deleted mine.

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  12. MorningAJ26 July 2012 at 12:45

    Oh that's great! I bet he wished he never asked. :)

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  13. CrystalChick26 July 2012 at 13:42

    Uh oh! LOL

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  14. katie eggeman26 July 2012 at 13:45

    The barber should have checked it out sooner. Did I miss pictures???

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  15. Daryl26 July 2012 at 13:51

    thanks! I had a problem this morning apparently as well ... mine's all fixed now!

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  16. Melanie26 July 2012 at 14:04

    DOH! Guess that is one good reason for prompt customer service!! LOL!

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  17. Maggie May26 July 2012 at 16:51

    Oh dear....... That'll teach him!
    Maggie X

    Nuts in May

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  18. Maude Lynn26 July 2012 at 22:31

    That is really funny!

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  19. Empress Bee (of the high sea)26 July 2012 at 22:49

    oh VERY funny!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoo

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  20. Lorraine7 August 2012 at 08:48

    That's lovely - clever man. Still laughing now.

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