Monday, 11 January 2010

I laughed........

when I heard this so I thought you may enjoy it too.



A woman says to her husband "Do you notice anything different about me?"

"No" he said.

"Guess" she said.

"You've had your hair done?"

"No"

"You're wearing a new dress?"

"No"

You're wearing new shoes?"

"No"

"You've lost weight?"

"No"

"I give up" he said.

"I'm wearing a gas mask!" she said.
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32 comments:

  1. Dumdad11 January 2010 at 08:49

    Obviously it was a laughing gas mask...

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  2. Unspoken11 January 2010 at 09:20

    Oh no, this is not a good sign. Not at all. The proverbial elephant is the room, but like a long married husband he no longer sees her.

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  3. Valerie11 January 2010 at 09:54

    Heehee I didn't expect that ending. Thanks for the giggle.

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  4. Akelamalu11 January 2010 at 11:02

    Dumdad I love your play on words! LOL

    Yes you're right She Writes.

    Glad it made you laugh Val :)

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  5. Gledwood11 January 2010 at 11:29

    bloody hell!

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  6. Empress Bee (of the high sea)11 January 2010 at 13:16

    honey get off the computer and start packing! take me with you!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoox

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  7. Susan at Stony River11 January 2010 at 15:17

    OMG, he'd farted, hadn't he?

    (I'm married to one of those too...)

    ROFL

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  8. storyteller11 January 2010 at 15:35

    Hahahahhaa ... oh my gosh. I laughed too!!! Glad you shared ;-)
    Hugs and blessings,

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  9. Akelamalu11 January 2010 at 15:57

    I know he's gorn an done it Gleds! LOL

    I'm all packed Bee :)

    Possibly Susan but he's definitely not observant is he? LOL

    Glad you enjoyed it Storyteller :)

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  10. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 16:45

    ROFLMAO -- What women do to prove a point LOL. Loved this. Boy you must be getting excited for the cruise. :) Getting real close :) Have a wonderful week my dear sweet friend :)

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  11. buffalodick11 January 2010 at 16:47

    I guess you had to be there... :)

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  12. clean and crazy11 January 2010 at 16:51

    thanks i needed this!!

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  13. Linda11 January 2010 at 17:27

    Sigh ... men! In more ways than one!

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  14. Ron11 January 2010 at 18:11

    Bwhahaaahhahahaha!

    OMG...you always find the most HYSTERICAL stuff!

    Thanks for a great Monday morning laugh, m'dear!

    Enjoy your day!

    X

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  15. Molly Potter11 January 2010 at 18:13

    Haahahahaha hhehehhehe....I probably wouldn't noitce if my fellar was wearing a gas mask...observation isn't my thing.
    x

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  16. Daryl11 January 2010 at 18:21

    ::::rimshot::::

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  17. Connie T.11 January 2010 at 18:45

    That is funny.

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  18. San11 January 2010 at 18:51

    Maybe it was a nondescript gas mask.

    :-D

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  19. Spiky Zora Jones11 January 2010 at 19:48

    Akelamalu: Ha! That is so true. I sprang my ankle this one time and I wore a brace and my brother didn't even notice. Duh...the crutches...

    Men...hehehehe, yah gotta love em they keep things interesting.

    later sweetie. xxx

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  20. cheshire wife11 January 2010 at 20:51

    That's my husband!

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  21. secret agent woman11 January 2010 at 22:05

    Go on your cruise! Go!!

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  22. Dr.John11 January 2010 at 23:15

    He was just so caught up with her beautiful ankles that he missed the face.

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  23. crazy working mom12 January 2010 at 04:46

    Maybe she was topless and he didn't notice. ;)

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  24. Finding Pam12 January 2010 at 05:56

    He must have been watching football and his peripheral vision is not very good.

    When are you taking your cruise?

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  25. jingle12 January 2010 at 08:42

    awesome humor.
    happy 2010.

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  26. G-Man12 January 2010 at 12:19

    Beans?

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  27. Julia Phillips Smith12 January 2010 at 14:30

    I love his check list:

    Hair? New dress? New shoes? Lost weight?

    LOL! Normally, one of those would have been a safe bet.

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  28. Akelamalu12 January 2010 at 15:25

    She definitely proved her point Thom! I am SO excited - 6.45 tomorrow I'll be locking my front door and going to the airport!

    I think so Buff :)

    You're welcome Clean & Crazy :)

    Quite Linda! LOL

    My Pleasure Ron x

    LOL me neither Molly!

    Quite Daryl

    Glad you enjoyed it Connie

    Possibly ;)


    Men just don't pay attention do they Spiky? LOL

    Really Cheshire Wife - mine too! LOL

    I am SAW - tomorrow!

    Maybe you're right Dr John. Is that your excuse? LOL

    You liked it Cloudia!

    That's possible Tisha

    That's probably PAM! We're off tomorrow!

    Thanks Jingle :)

    Maybe G-man ;)

    I think he'd been practising Julia, unfortunately none of his stock answers was the right one! LOL

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  29. Unknown12 January 2010 at 16:14

    Ah..... familiarity means we often do not see. [:-)

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  30. bindhiya13 January 2010 at 04:45

    LOL!

    have a great trip!!
    ♥ & ((hugs))
    bindi

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  31. ann18 January 2010 at 23:10

    o-u-c-h

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  32. Kitchenaid28 January 2010 at 03:50

    Once you have been married for quite a while, such things become a norm, I guess. So, it's funny because there is an ounce of truth to it, perhaps?

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