Wednesday, 25 November 2009

A man's view.........

I received this 'sexist' email but it did make me laugh so I'll share it with you as we had one for the ladies on Monday.

A man's view of women over 40.......

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.


If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

32 comments:

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  2. LOL..
    That was so funny :)
    have a great week m'dear.
    ♥ & ((hugs))
    bindi

    I am the one deleted sorry so many typos.

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  3. OMG...I'm rolling with laughter here. This is just toooo funny. I love it :)

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  4. Too funny -- and totally true!

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  5. I can't argue with any of those.

    Have a Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate and a Happy Thursday just to celebrate.Wild Turkeys

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  6. A lot of laughs, and truths in that! Older women... "They won't tell, they won't swell, and they're usually grateful as Hell"! HeeHeeHee..

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  7. Oh, the wisdom...this couldn't be truer. Brought a smile to my face this morning. Loved it. Thanks for sharing.

    Hugs to my friend from across the pond.

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  8. I like it. So much truth there. The last bit made me laugh out loud.

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  9. Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    OMG...that made me HOWL!

    Love these posts, dear lady!

    Thanks for the great laugh!

    Enjoy your day!

    X

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  10. Indeed we more "mature" women have so much to offer but alas, most men still want "show off" rights and go for the younger models.

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  11. You too Bindi x

    It made me chuckle too Thom x

    I did as well Laney :)

    LOL I agree Quilly

    I'm Happy to make you smile Dumdad :)

    No arguments from me either Nessa - Happy Thankgiving to you m'dear.

    Did you make that up Buff? LOL

    I hope you told Sarge Bee, I'm sure he'd have got a chuckle out of it. :)

    I'm so pleased to hear that you're 'smiling' Mimi, you take care m'dear. xxx

    The last bit was my favourite too SAW LOL

    So pleased you enjoyed it Ron xx

    Only the stupid ones Linda (wink)

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  12. Well that 40th birthday is at least now something to look forward to. Woo!

    later sweetie. xx

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  13. That last line says it all! Too funny...Have a wonderful almost weekend over there across the pond.

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  14. Hurray for beingn over 40!! ROFL Those are so true; the first one made me laugh out loud and it just kept getting better.

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  15. Let it be written, let it be said, "I do not own a pair of yellow pants!"

    Thanks for the laughs.

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  16. I've known for many years now that older women are superior :)

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  17. Life begins at 40 Spiky! Or in my case 40 then 50 then 60! LOL

    Yes that last line is a killer Lulda. You have a great weekend too m'dear.

    There's a lot to be said for being over 40 Susan! :)

    Well if anyone had asked me Jeff I'd have told them I didn't think for one minute you had! ;)


    Happy Thanksgiving to you to Cloudia x


    They do Tony!

    Me too Dianne (wink)

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  18. Oh so true! Although, I think this counts for 34 year old women too. ;)

    --snow

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  19. Well, that made me giggle after a LONG day!!

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  20. Oh that is just priceless....I love it!!!!

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  21. I know Julia, that's exactly what I thought LOL

    Oh yes it could Snowelf :)

    I thought so too RN

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  22. i've seen it before but it still brought a smile to my face - 'cos hey... it's so true

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  23. I love this post! It's hilariously accurate.

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  24. Things like this are funny no matter how many times you see them aren't they Ann? :)

    Glad you liked it Felicitas :)

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  25. Heh heh heh...I like it. :)

    Thanks for the morning laugh.

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  26. Late in the day I know, but this is hilarious. AND VERY TRUE

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