No-one knew about Mandy, he didn't want them to.
She was his secret lover, never to be shared.
Beautiful, uncomplaining, accommodating, she was just perfect.
He'd met her whilst pouring over a catalogue in the sex shop.
It was love at first sight.
Mandy may be a blow-up doll, but she's all mine he thought!
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.
I'm out on a jaunt today so I'll catch up with you all over the weekend - have a good one!
She's a real doll. LOL Great 55. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWe can sometimes have an inflated opinion of such things, but nicely done :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are so clever, if if she is a blow up doll. Barbie should have it soo good :) Excellent 55
ReplyDeleteThat may be the creepiest looking doll I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteHave fun jaunting.
Great 55. I have come to expect the unexpected from your 55's. Today was no disappointment.
ReplyDeleteLOL...with Anthony's comment. I spewed O J on my keyboard just now.
ReplyDeleteDare I say "I loved this" 55? It IS great. But not in the way he loved Mandy, of course.
Come on over. Scroll down below my Show n Tell or use the link provided at the beginning of my Friday Blog to read my 55. Have a great weekend.
Now you have to rate your blog XXX. Shame on you. What if one of our tiny little dragons were to read this.
ReplyDeleteBut as a 55 it is very good.
ours is posted.
I knew she was going to be an inanimate object but... Good one Ake' good one. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteOh I love this, funny and naughty .. so veddy British!
ReplyDeleteShe's a real doll all right. Glad my man wants more from me than that.
ReplyDeletepodunk does not have a sex shop. i wonder why? ha ha ha
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
bwhahahahahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteYOU-ARE-BRILLIANT!!!!
And as you alread know my sense of humor....you know that I SOOOO enjoyed this!!!
BRAVA!
Have a great jaunt!
X
Mandy loved her man until his bicycle pump broke.....
ReplyDeleteMen and their toys.
ReplyDeleteGreat one! And great comments, too!!!
ReplyDeleteThe punny comments topped off a comical 55, thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteInflatable? One prick and she'd be gone... Tell me I just didn't say that.... :)
ReplyDeleteBuff YOU SAID IT lol.....
ReplyDeleteDo those blow up dolls come with a puncture repair kit?
Great 55 as usual...
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Those dolls always have that look of suprise don't they?
ReplyDeleteExcellent 55 Ake...
Have a Great Week-End...G
Aloha, "Doll"
ReplyDeleteHer mouth's a bit scary don't you think Mom'sJournal? ;)
ReplyDeleteYes indeedy Anthony! ;)
Thanks Thom :)
There were more even creepier Citizen! :0
I'm pleased I didn't disappoint you Dr. John :)
Oh thankyou Anni I'm so glad you liked it. :)
Oh I apologise Fandango I hope the little ones don't see this one I would hate to upset them. :( Glad you like it though. :)
I'm glad you liked it Lu even if the ending wasn't a surprise. :)
I can be naughty Daryl and us Brits do have a strange sense of humour sometimes. :)
I think it has to be a very desperate man who would settle for a blow up doll Alice Audrey don't you? ;)
I wonder why Podunk doesn't have a sex shop too Bee! ;)
Happy to make you smile Ron. xx
*Snort* you do make me laugh DumdadPrecisely Nessa :)
Some of the comments are better than my 55 RLL! LOL
I so agree with you Pat! :)
Buff I almost choked laughing at your comment - you did say it!!! I won't tell Mrs Buff honestly. :)
You know Marmie I've wondered that too!
Mmmmm they do G-man, I wonder why??? ;)
LOL Cloudia
eee gads lol :)
ReplyDeleteLol! That was hilarious! :D
ReplyDeleteYou sound shocked Lady's Life :0
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased you enjoyed it Mona x
HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the movie "Lars and the Real Girl"? It's wonderful.
I've not seen that movie San is that about a blow up doll as well? :)
ReplyDeleteYes it is a bit scary and she went a little heavy on the make up too. :P
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