Monday, 30 March 2009

Moonshine.......



Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.   While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.   After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"  
The woman shakes her head, "no.."
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.   The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

31 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO...that was too funny. I so love it. It made my day :)

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  2. Brilliant Ak - thanks for brightening a greymorning!

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  3. Jokes take so long to cross the Atlantic...:P

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  4. If there was a "Joke of the Day"- you just won!

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  5. oh you met my neighbors!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  6. Very funny and a good one to start the day.

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  7. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    *falls on floor*

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    *gasps for air*

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    *is suddenly thankful there are no hillbillies in my living room*

    heh!

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  8. Oh Jebus, I just sniffed flapjack up me nose from the back of my throat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa to dam funny..

    x

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  9. Groan ... oh .. oh ... I refuse to laugh .. I ... bwahaaaaaa

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  10. Happy to make you smile Thom

    Glad you liked it Dumdad

    It's a pleasure to brighen your day Flowerpot :)

    You've heard it before G-man??

    Ah it's a good one isn't it Buff? :)

    I thought of you in Podunk when I first saw it Bee! ;)

    Starting the day with a laugh is always good Salute :)

    Breathe Anndi, breathe!

    OMG don't choke Marmie, I'll have to do the Hind Lick Maneuver on you! :0

    No, don't laugh Daryl, composure, composure at all times. LOL

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  11. Haha, here in Georgia ya meet guys like this just about everyday....haha

    Funny, very funny, snuck that one in on me......

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  12. And they say those hillbillies are backward folks.

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  13. Why is it funny? It worked didn't it?

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  14. ha...hahaha.

    I loved it.

    Question: Where do cousins come from?

    Answer: From aunt holes.

    hahaha. My niece told me that one.

    bad girl.

    ciao sweetie.

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  15. Akemalu, thanks for swinging by my site this weekend.

    But I'm thinking I just don't have what it takes to be a butterfly. The damage to my reputation would be more than I could bear. ;-)

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  16. Akelamula, that was too funny! Thanks for making me smile.

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  17. OMG...bwhahahahahahaahhaahah!

    I wish you could hear me laughing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS WAS BRRRRRRRRRRRILLIANT!!!!

    OMG....thanks for the awesome laugh, my friend!!

    X

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  18. Happy to make you smile Connie :)

    You see it every day Nea, I bet you have some tales to tell!

    They do Nessa? ;)

    I'm glad you had a laugh Mike x

    Well yes it did Dr.John! :0

    Oh that's a naughty one Spiky! ;)

    Too late America's 1st Sgt you already landed! :)

    You're welcome Pam, anytime. x

    I thought you'd like that one Ron xx

    It made you laugh too Lettie x

    And you too Julia :)

    Glad you enjoyed the laugh Crystalchick :)

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  19. Nice to see you giggle Robin m'deario. xx

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  20. bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha that was freaking hilarious!

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  21. ROTFL! OMG! That's too funny!

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  22. Hindlick Maneuver- too crazy caught me off gaurd, good one.

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