Monday, 16 June 2008

My Resimay......

To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.?



I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.?



I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.



My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.



Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Sinseerly,BRYAN nikname Beefy



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.?







Look at piccy then scroll down







Employer's response:...



Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,



It's OK honey, we've got spell check.?



See you Monday
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36 comments:

  1. Pam16 June 2008 at 09:28

    lmfreakinao i actually know a few peeps who spell like that and they don't look like beefy...errr bryan.

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  2. John16 June 2008 at 10:23

    Ha ha. Reminds me of the following:

    Dowager interviewing someone for post of chauffeur. "Now I do like a healthy young man, show me your calves please". He does so. "Yes, well, they are nicely formed. Show me your thighs please". He does so. "Yes, that's very satisfactory. Good, now I'd like to see your testimonials". At that point the young man revealed his ignorance - but he got the job.

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  3. Laura Jane Williams16 June 2008 at 11:01

    Mmmmm... nice start to the morning!

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  4. buffalodick16 June 2008 at 12:12

    It happens every day.... You gotta use what you got to get what you want!

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  5. Marjolein16 June 2008 at 12:57

    I wish my job had a view like that!

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  6. GEWELS16 June 2008 at 17:05

    Always get a laugh from you Akela!

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  7. Dianne16 June 2008 at 17:25

    Please forward that resume on to me if you're not hiring!!

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  8. Mike Golch16 June 2008 at 17:56

    Oh my god I was laughing my a$$ off when I read this one! Thanks.
    Also I really dig your play list.
    I'm gonna have to go and find the nightshift and add it to my play list and find the video for it as well.that way I can post it on my wordpress site.

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  9. Mike Golch16 June 2008 at 17:59

    I have a big bear hug on my Rambling stuff that I think that you might like to have come on ever and snag it for your self.Mike

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  10. Akelamalu16 June 2008 at 20:03

    I know a lot of people who spell like that Ciara - the kids at school! Glad you enjoyed it.

    Oh I like that one Ernest LOL

    Eye Candy GIM - show your mum!

    You don't show your body off like that do you Buff???? Where do you live again?? ;)

    Me too Marjolein!

    I aim to please Gewels :)

    Too late Dianne he's now my gardener!

    Ah it's good that I made you laugh Mike and I'm pleased you like my playlist - Motown is my favourite music!

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  11. CG16 June 2008 at 21:31

    Hubba hubba!!!!

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  12. Annelisa16 June 2008 at 22:05

    Ah, thanks sweetie... I stopped by to say hello (into the world of the living for a while :-) ) and got a big grin and eye-candy in the bargain... nice!

    Meant to stop by many a times, but am 'limbo' (as in 'empty space') dancing... will update soon on blog, but in meantime, big hugs to you, hun!

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  13. buffalodick16 June 2008 at 23:13

    I enjoyed the Motown Sound on the blog today! Back when Detroit made great cars and great music!

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  14. Anndi17 June 2008 at 11:42

    He can be my assistant!

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  15. Anndi17 June 2008 at 11:42

    Oh.. and I too love the tunes!

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  16. Ron17 June 2008 at 15:05

    Akelamalu....this post is BRILLIANT!!!

    Holy cow...I was laughing my high-knee off!

    Bravo!

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  17. bindhiya17 June 2008 at 15:05

    LOL!

    Hope you having a beautiful day..
    ((hugs))
    bindi

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  18. Sandi McBride17 June 2008 at 16:15

    Hysteria...it's catching, isn't it? LMAO
    Sandi

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  19. Akelamalu17 June 2008 at 16:56

    Mmmm quite CG! ;)

    Annelisa my lovely - I missed you! xxx

    They certainly made the BEST music Buff, glad you enjoyed it. :)

    Get in the queue Anndi and I'm so pleased you like the music :)

    You're so enthusiastic Ron you make me smile. xx

    And a beautiful day to you to Bindi x

    I think it is Sandi!

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  20. nitebyrd17 June 2008 at 19:36

    OMG! I'd hire him in a NY minute, even if he couldn't spell, read or write!

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  21. Suburbia17 June 2008 at 21:19

    Ooooh that pic! Sod the spelling, in fact perhaps he'd like lessons?!!

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  22. Jennifer S18 June 2008 at 00:03

    It's 112 here today, but I'll be damned if it didn't just get hotter!

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  23. Linda18 June 2008 at 01:59

    Hell! I'd hire the guy and teach him how to spell - private lessons, too!

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  24. Akelamalu19 June 2008 at 17:44

    I wouldn't give two hoots about his spelling either Nitebyrd!

    What Nick?

    There's a queue Suburbia ;)

    He gave me a hot flush too Jennifer!

    :Like I said Linda join the queue :)

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  25. la bellina mammina20 June 2008 at 02:57

    He can be my houseboy ;-) Good one Akela!

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  26. Akelamalu22 June 2008 at 14:15

    All your friends would be staying with you Bella! :)

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  27. storyteller23 June 2008 at 00:51

    This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
    Hugs and blessings,

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  28. storyteller23 June 2008 at 00:51

    This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
    Hugs and blessings,

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