What was Gandhi's first name?
Goosey Goosey
Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Jesus
Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Lepers
We're looking for an occupation beginning with a T.
Doctor
No, it's T. T for Tommy. T for Tango, T. for Tintinnabulation.
Oh right ...(pause).... Doctor
Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every eyar?
I don't know I need a clue
Ok. What do beans come in?
Cartons
Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Geography isn't my strong point
There's a clue in the title.
Leicester
What is the capital of Italy?
France
France is another country, try again
Oh, um, Benidorm
Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Sorry I don't know.
Just guess a country then.
Paris.
For £10 what is the nationality of the Pope?
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
Who had a worldwide hit with "What a Wonderful World"?
I don't know
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Arm.
Correct. And if you're not weak, you're ....?
Strong.
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Louis.
Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song "What a Wonderful World"?
Frank Sinatra.
What happend in Dallas on November 22 1963?
I don't know I wasn't watching it then.
In what year was President Kennedy assasinated?
Erm...
Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.
1965?
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Have you got your Peace Globe yet? You do know the next Peace Globe day is 7th November 2007 don't you? Here's mine
Go get yours here and join in Mimi's quest for Peace. Also Mimi is giving everyone who enters a Peace Globe a great T-shirt for their blog. Join in the Peace Globe movement today!
tee hee.
ReplyDeletei hope all these answers weren't from the same person!!!!!!
fascinating info. about "bodacious" down below - one of my fave words!
I love the Peace idea. We need more of that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteinteresting one...;-)
ReplyDeleteWere all the answers from the same idiot, or many idiots?
ReplyDeleteI love things like this. "We asked a hundred people...." LoL.
ReplyDeleteOff to check out Mimi's site.
thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning!!!
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Oh goodness that is to funny....It's amazing what some people will say sometimes.....things that make your go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
ReplyDeleteCheers my friend.....I am finally back in the world of the living....
No lettie the answers were from different people - I don't think one person could be that stupid do you?
ReplyDeletePop over to Mimi's and get yourself a globe Flowerpot :)
What, the answers or the globe Bella?
Many idiots Buffalo
Oh you're back Laney, can't wait to hear about your trip and see your Peace Globe if you're off to visit Mimi. x
You're welcome Bee xx
Glad I made you laugh RN, it's good to see you back honey. x
You are too much, Miss Hawaiin girl. Thanks for plugging Peace Globes.
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Hee hee. Where do you find this stuff.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
And your peace globe is lovely.
I checked out Mimi's site and think I'll Peace Blog on Nov. 7th - a perfect day for it, as it's my husband's birthday. And he's a very peaceloving sort.
ReplyDeleteThe answers, meanwhile are hilarious. Especially 'Frank Sinatra'.
There are people out there that are actually THIS dumb?! Yikes.
ReplyDeletewhat a great idea the peace globe day is. all us bloggers can go crazy!
ReplyDeleteGosh reading this makes me almost feel intelligent :o) Just rec'd an email reminding me of Peace Day...this last year has certainly flown by.
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was it meant to be funny? actually.. i couldn't understand the hilarity in this...or it's just to show mere stupidity of a person's reaction? ehm...
ReplyDeletethe replies actually. as in interestingly dumb replies :-)
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure Mimi :)
ReplyDeleteI have more in my secret file Jo ;)
Great to hear you're joining in the Peace Globe movement Julia
Unfortunately yes Crazy Working Mom :(
You gonna join in too Correspondent?
You're right there Ruth, time is whizzing by!
It was just meant to show some people's stupidity Elween.
They are definitely dumb Bella x
LOL.... fanks for making me laff this morning.... where the hell do you find some of your stuff LOL
ReplyDeleteThe Globes are great....
peace......X
ROFL!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Akelamalu, where do you get this stuff?! You've just given me such a chuckle, and it was such a good one... my lovely eldest son told me to stop laughing so loud, as he couldn't hear 'Alien' :-D
Thanks for asking about Julia's sister - saw her for the last couple of days. She's recovering nicely, and luckily it was early enough that nothing has spread, so that's excellent news! In fact, she's in such high spirits that she's gone through with the op, and no longer has to live in fear...it's very lifting!
How's your book selling? Do you get to find out totals? I must get my copy...when I have some wages that aren't pre-spent :-S
You are an absolute tonic, sweetheart - thank you!
And your globe is looking so great, I can't believe what a pro you are at it all now... :-)
TTFN!
LOL, thanks for a good laugh! I'm a first time visitor, saw you on the Over 50s blogroll. Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteLord Moutbatten's firstname? Isn't that Lord?
ReplyDeleteI still feel more moth than butterfly.
ReplyDelete(I accidentally typed "mother" in there.. .is that a fraudian slip/freudian/ukk I hate fraud anyway he was a victorian cokesnorting perv!!)
I love the Ghandi one!!
I have a special file Marmie, gathered over many years ;) Hope you're going to get a globe too. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a laugh Annelisa. That's good news about Julia's sister, my thoughts are with her and she will be included in my daily Reiki sending. I bought 4 copies of Dad's book one for Dad (which he has loaned out already), one each for the boys and one to send to the British Library. Apparently 7 have been sold so someone else must have taken a liking to it! I didn't add any revenue for us it is selling at just the cost of the printing because I just want people to read it.
I don't know about being a pro at the Peace Globes - it's easy otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it honey!
So glad you enjoyed your first visit irishcoda I hope you'll drop by again. :)
Cream you're back! :)
I didn't know that about Freud Gleds, glad you enjoyed it anyway. x
HAHA!!!! too funny- and yes, I know a few people, myself- who are this dumb. My sis....oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteYippee! another peace globe. I must get my thinking cap onto desing this one.
Thanks for the reminder.
I've met people that dumb too! Looking forward to seeing your peace globe too. :)
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