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Monday 30 January 2012

Succinctly Yours - A Microfiction Meme #39




Grandma at Grandma's Goulash provides a picture and a word prompt for this Microfiction Meme and the rules are use the photo as inspiration for a story of 140 characters OR 140 words.


Want more challenge? Use the word of the week in your story. This part is optional.


This week's word is HIBERNATE here's the picture and my offering using the picture and word of the week  in 140 characters, including spaces and punctuation.



The trees said winter is on its way.

Time to hibernate Michael decided,

not realising that love was just around the corner

to change his mind. 


Friday 27 January 2012

Friday 55 Flash Fiction #187 The Best..



They are all clamouring for me, wanting the best that money can buy - that's me.

I can't remember how I got into it,

It is a lucrative business that keeps me in luxury.

My prices are high, but they are getting the best.

All the stables want their prize mares to breed with The Stallion.



Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday 25 January 2012

How children perceive their grandparents...

I'm off out for the day today with MWM - lunch, shopping, enjoying ourselves - so I'll leave you with these observations, which were sent to me in an email.   Have a good day and I'll catch up with you all later.


1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.  After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"  I will  probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye....
 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.  He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.   My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked,  "Did you start at 1?"
3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.  As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.  Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,  putting them back to bed with stern warnings.  As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
"Who was THAT?"
4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.  "We used to skate outside on a pond.   I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.  We rode our pony.  We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed,  taking this all in.  At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
5.  My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''  "You're both old," he  replied.
6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.
"What's it about?" he asked. 
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
7.  I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.  I would point out  something and ask what color it was..  She would tell me and was always correct.  It was fun for me, so I continued.  At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to  figure out some of these colors  yourself!"
8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin,  we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.   Still, a few fireflies followed us in.  Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa.  Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."  "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised  "Mine says I'm 4 to  6."
10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what?  We learned how to make babies today."  The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said.  "How do you make babies?" 
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote:  "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."   The teacher took the  lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."
12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.  Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.  The children started discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
"No," said another. "He's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.  "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.  Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth!  He teaches me good  things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
15. My  Grandparents are funny, when they bend over,  you  hear gas leaks and they blame their dog.

Monday 23 January 2012

Succinctly Yours - A Microfiction Meme #38




Grandma at Grandma's Goulash provides a picture and a word prompt for this Microfiction Meme and the rules are use the photo as inspiration for a story of 140 characters OR 140 words.


Want more challenge? Use the word of the week in your story. This part is optional.


This week's word is BLUSTER here's the picture and my offering using the picture and word of the week  in 140 characters, including spaces and punctuation.





Bluster was a big attraction at the stables as the laughing horse.

What they don’t know is that he can talk too

and his grandfather is Mr Ed.


Friday 20 January 2012

Friday 55 Flash Fiction #186 Stage Door...



She stood waiting patiently with the crowd at the stage door.

He was a marvelous singer, she had all his records.

It was understandable why he had so many fans.

She loved him.  She hoped he would notice her.

As he came through the door he spotted her.

"What you doing here Mum?" he asked.

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday 18 January 2012

Lanzarote Part 2..



Up early for breakfast on the first full day of our holiday found us exploring what the hotel had to offer.  Whilst the hotel, from the front, was two stories high the lift traversed four stories because the hotel is built on the side of a cliff.  Here's some photos of the middle of the hotel taken from various floors.











We did some sunbathing around the pool but it was quite breezy which made it cool to sit out, so, after lunch, we found a comfy chair on the terrace and enjoyed the sun without the cool breeze, whilst enjoying coffee and a brandy and reading.




I was just having a quiet snooze (I think it must have been the brandy) when I heard a whooshing only to look up and see a huge hawk landing on the ballustrade!  Minutes later the hawk's handler arrived.



The hawk and it's handler stayed for about 20 minutes demonstrating the hawk's flying.  We presume it had been brought into the hotel to frighten away the pigeons and other birds, which caused a bit of a nuisance.

After a thoroughly relaxing and entertaining day we returned to our room to watch the sunset from our balcony




before getting ready for dinner, which we enjoyed in the Chinese Restaurant.








After enjoying a few drinks and the entertainment on offer in one of the bars we retired to our suite looking forward to Day 3 of our holiday.   

Join me for a trip into Playa Blanca in Lanzarote Part 3.


Monday 16 January 2012

Succinctly Yours - A Microfiction Meme #37


Grandma at Grandma's Goulash provides a picture and a word prompt for this Microfiction Meme and the rules are use the photo as inspiration for a story of 140 characters OR 140 words.


Want more challenge? Use the word of the week in your story. This part is optional.


This week's word is DREAM here's the picture and my offering using the picture and word of the week  in 140 characters, including spaces and punctuation.


In her dreams, Ann was a film star, a celebrity, famous.

In reality she was a wife, mother, sister, daughter.

She knew which she’d rather be. 

Friday 13 January 2012

Friday 55 Flash Fiction #185 Interview....



Everything that could go wrong had gone wrong.

Late for work, missed the bus, laddered tights, heavy rain.

Why today of all days?

She needed this job, she had been lucky to get an interview.

She couldn’t believe it when he said “The job’s yours if you want it!”

Who said Friday 13th was unlucky?


Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday 11 January 2012

Lanzarote Part 1....



You may remember we had a week away in Lanzarote (Canary Islands for those who may not know) at the beginning of December.   The holiday was All Inclusive in the four star Sandos Papagayo Arena, just outside the southern resort of Playa Blanca.

Lanzarote is situated just 79 miles off the coast of Africa and is the most easterly of the Canary Islands.  The island is 37 miles (60km) long and 12 miles (20 km) wide, making it the fourth largest island in the Canaries. As with the other Canary Islands, Lanzarote is volcanic in origin.  There is no billboard advertising and no high rise buildings in Lanzarote, with the exception the Grand Hotel in Arrecife. Some historians supposed that the legendary continent Atlantis was located in this area.

People think that the Canary Islands get their name from the birds canaries but actually the canary bird received it's name after the people the Canarii.   All breeds of canary birds descend from the canary birds that still exist on the island.  When the Romans came to the Canary Islands they encountered not only fierce natives but also their dogs.  The latin word for dog is "canis" and they actually named one of the islands "canaria" because of these dogs.

We arrived at the hotel in the early afternoon and were really pleased with the room, or should I say suite, we were given the key to.









Our travel agent had let the hotel know that it was our anniversary during our stay so they had left a nice bottle of champagne on ice ready for our arrival, which we opened as soon as we had unpacked and enjoyed sitting in the early evening sunshine on the balcony.  Well we didn't want it warming up and spoiling did we?



We had a lovely view of the sea and another of the Canary Islands, Fuerteventura, from our balcony



and a very interestingly shaped cactus growing in a planter on it too.



We watched the sun setting







before getting ready to go to dinner.



The hotel boasts four restaurants, all buffet style,  International,  Italian, Chinese and  French. There was also a Snack bar where you could get Fast food: hot and cold snacks, ice-cream, water, soft drinks, wine and beer 24 hours a day..We tried them all except the French one, it wasn't open on the night we tried to book it for our anniversary unfortunately.    The food in all the restaurants was superb and you could help yourself to wine (white, rose & red) and beer and soft drinks.    There were numerous bars offering entertainment, a Spa, 3 adult pools and 2 children's pools.  In fact there was everything one could possibly want.

After a superb dinner we decided to sit on the outside terrace of one of the bars as it was a warm evening, enjoying a few drinks before retiring.

Next time I'll show you some photos inside and outside of the hotel.

I hope you'll join me for Lanzarote Part 2.

Monday 9 January 2012

Succinctly Yours - A Microfiction Meme #36




Grandma at Grandma's Goulash provides a picture and a word prompt for this Microfiction Meme and the rules are use the photo as inspiration for a story of 140 characters OR 140 words.


Want more challenge? Use the word of the week in your story. This part is optional.


This week's word is DRIFT here's the picture and my offering using the picture and word of the week  in 140 characters, including spaces and punctuation.



Whilst taking a quick break from the kitchen restaurant

Tom attempted to demonstrate the height of the snow drift

where he lost his car keys.




Friday 6 January 2012

Friday 55 Flash Fiction #184 Stuck....


She grabbed the end and tugged.

It's stuck, she thought, she tugged again.

It didn't budge.

If I clear some of this other stuff it may come free.

She tried again.

It was no use.

"Ah that's the reason" she said

as she glared at the woman holding the other end of the sale dress.


Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday 4 January 2012

Hops and Vines Part 4......

I know it's been a while but I finally got round to writing about the last day of our Hops and Vines trip in October.

The last day found us leaving the hotel and heading for the Roman City of St Albans, the last place to visit on our weekend away.

Click on photos to bigify.



The city was renamed St. Albans for Alban, a citizen of the Roman city of Verulamium, who became a Christian after having sheltered a visiting Christian priest from persecution.   He was put to death in the 3rd century AD for refusing to renounce his new faith.  Alban was buried on the hillside and is honoured here as the first Christian martyr of Britain.  There is a shrine to St. Alban in the magnificent Cathedral and Abbey Church of St Alban, which dates back to 1077.


The Cathedral and Abbey Church of St. Alban

The splendid high altar screen was erected by Abbot William of Wallingford in 1484.



The statues in the recesses and the crucifix were restored in the late 19th century.  The altarpiece showing Christ's resurrection is by Sir Alfred Gilbert, who also designed the 'Eros' statue in Piccadilly Circus. 


Tapestry depicting the history of the Cathedral


In the Nave the pilgrims prepared themselves at altars in front of the Norman pillars for their visit to the Shrine, where they prayed for the healing of body and soul.  The paintings on the west side of these pillars can be interpreted as altar pieces.  The paintings were hidden after the Reformation under whitewash and rediscovered in 1862.  Removing the lime-based wash destroyed much of the colour and detail.  If you biggify the photo above you will see the faint outline of some of the paintings on the pillars on the left hand side of the pews.



The stained glass in the Rose Window was designed by Alan Younger and given by Laporte Industries in 1989.  It was unveiled by Diana, Princess of Wales.


Replica of the Wallingford Clock

This is a replica of the 14th century clock which is depicted in the tapestry on the north wall of the Nave.  The original clock was designed and constructed by Richard of Wallingford, who was Abbot here from 1327 until his death in1336. It was amazingly advanced for its time, being one of the very earliest mechanical clocks.  In addition to striking the hour, the clock incorporated an Astronomical section which showed the current position of the stars as well as the Sun and Moon and also the current phase of the Moon.  Not only this, but he clock also predicted Lunar eclipses.  A symbol represented the mythical Dragon, which was supposed to have eaten the Moon whenever an eclipse occurred.


There is so much more to see in this beautiful Cathedral, so if you ever find yourself in St Albans do go and visit it.

Leaving the Cathedral behind we ventured round the quaint streets of the City looking for somewhere to have something to eat and a little retail therapy.




After a nice meal we returned to the coach and completed our journey home.

I hope you enjoyed our Hops & Vines Trip as much as we did.